Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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