Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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haha

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Anti Joke

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