A gay man watches football.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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