- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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