- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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