A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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diarrhea.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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