What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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one stop shop

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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