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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Rebecca Black

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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