- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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