A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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