What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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