A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

my gramma died

whats chinese noodles

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

My Butthole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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