- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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