- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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