- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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