- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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