What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Good job, son.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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France had one revolution

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Anti Joke

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