- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

copy me and i will kill you

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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