- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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