- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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