Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

This is the concept of anti-joke.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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