- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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