Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Ben Affleck

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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