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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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