id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

scraggle is in you pillow case

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Homosexualism is so gay man

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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