“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Anti Joke

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