- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

who is not good looking? mon morello

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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