Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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A man walks into a bar

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Do u take sugar?

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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