What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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