AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Skrillex.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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