Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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