- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Smelly Indians.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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