How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

what's the difference between a duck?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

here's a joke... the american education society

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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