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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Once upon a time a was born

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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