People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

womens rights

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Lets Go Lakers!

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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