- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Rebecca Black's career.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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