What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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