Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Call of Duty is a good game.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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