- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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