- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Donald Trump.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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