- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Badabing.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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