Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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when debbie meets downer

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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