Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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