- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

a skinny sumo wrestler

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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