Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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