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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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