In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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