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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Granny porn!

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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