- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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