- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Charlie Sheen is winning

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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