- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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