Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

dry handjob

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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