WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Granny porn!

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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