Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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