How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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im telling maguire

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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