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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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