- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

why did you poop because you are a poop

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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