I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

2 + 2 = 4

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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