- Anti Joke

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

they're dead. idiot.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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