A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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