- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What is a jew in space? Dead

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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