- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get on the boat.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

You idiot.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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