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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call an arab ?

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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