- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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