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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

why did you poop because you are a poop

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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