- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What? Huh?

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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