when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Fat people

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Anti Joke

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