q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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