- Anti Joke

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

96 A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Women's Rights.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.