- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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