- Anti Joke

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up