Oh, right

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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MySpace.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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No it doesnt..

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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