- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Stop. Seriously stop.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Read a Book.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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