- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Then none of us want to be right.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

your mum

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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