what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Face Hunter is scum

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anti jokes are for fags

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Your mom is so old she died

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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