- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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