- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

You having friends.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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