Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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non poop

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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