- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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