- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

womans rights...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

The FCC

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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