- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

This is a joke. Laugh!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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