What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

You having friends.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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