- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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