Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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