- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Badabing.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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