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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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