- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What do you call an blank test? an F

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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