- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What's 9 + 10 19

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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