what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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i hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Heskey time.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Skinny people fart less.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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ur gey

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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im gay

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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no rasist joks

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what's black? a lot of things.

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