- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

I have an erection My mom!

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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