Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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gingers

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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