Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Neil Lewis

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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