- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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