roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

My Butthole.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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