- Anti Joke

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

ask me if im a door yes

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)