- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Your mom.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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