Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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