- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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