- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

woman's rights

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Microwave

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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