What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

c-? men, C-men

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Donald Trump.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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