- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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