What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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roses are red violets are blue

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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