why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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