- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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