- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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