What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Knock Knock The doors already open

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

You idiot thats 9 letters

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

VITAMIN C!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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