- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Guest what? Dog

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

VITAMIN C!

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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