- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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