A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

BIG PENIS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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