- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

what are three short words? i a am

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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