- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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