What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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