- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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