- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Knock knock open

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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