What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Where are you going Your house

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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