- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

my gramma died

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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