- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

911 jokes are just plane wrong

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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