- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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