- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

are you saying pam, or pan?

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

The chicken crossed the road.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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