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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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