everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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hello

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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