- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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